... and also your beer can. These handmade "Beard Cozies" garnered 1st place in the 2012 PBR Craft Show (we didn't know that PBR had an annual craft show, but it's true).
A bit of disappointing news though - due to the overwhelming demand, the Beard Cozies are on pre-order, so they'll ship to you as soon as they become available. Good news -- you need these. YOU NEED THESE. So who cares if you need to wait a few weeks. Go buy 'em!
(Photo credit: Arms & Ink Studio)