Valentine's Day: Feel the Beard!

In a recession economy, what better way to tell your partner how much you adore them than by committing yourself day & night to the art of facial hair awesomeness in the name of love? Ladies - imagine being greeted not with a bouquet of typical flowers, but showered by scruff that slowly blossoms into something greater - something more meaningful (and green friendly).  Your partner proudly confesses to the world - openly & through physical restraint of shaving - that he's "growing this for you." You get to watch (with awe and wonder) how his face begins to express his dedication to both the beard & yours truly.  That's the recent scenario (we said it better though) raised by PhillyBurbs today - and we almost fully agreed with the article up until the following:

I think beards are sexy. Well, maybe I should rephrase. Facial hair is sexy. Full-blown beards can be kind of hit-and-miss.

No way!  Full-blown beards are the balls to the walls types - the men that throw caution and razors to the wind - the kind that obviously take their love for facial hair (and the reasoning for their commitment to it) very seriously.... 365-days-a-year-seriously!  So lay off the big beards - and expand your horizons past chin fuzz.  If you think that is fun *wink wink* imagine the bigger possibilities.  (Ahem)

 

Slap A 'Stache On Me - There's An App For That

So in the midst of 100 applications for beards and 'staches, one that seriously caught our eye is 'Stachetastic.'  It's been reviewed by DVICE.com and Wired.com as one of the "best apps for $1.99," but B-A-B is happy to report there is also a 'Stachetastic Ultimate - well worth the $4.99 - which also allows you to add everything from 80's hair, beards, to zombie bites. We messed around with it this weekend - and I chose to update my face with the "Charlie Chaplin." 

What are your favorite hairy apps?  Feel free to let us know - and in the meantime, we will keep testing out others.

BREAKING NEWS: Gary Shaves... B-a-B Crushed

MAN, this week is a tough week for beards... as horrified as we were by Jon Hamm's razor capabilities, or as scared as the woman beardo from Seattle really made us... what we realized today was a blow to our inner and outer community more than even if Jon Hamm shaved that lady himself... Looks like Gary Vee (@garyvee), our beloved Bearded/Passionate/Wino/Beardo, has shaved his playoff beard! We know, we know, you too are crushed... believe us, we felt the slice of the razor all the way over here as well.

So, yes, it's true, the playoff beard is gone, will it return? we are not sure... will we miss it? Absolutely... do you like it when we ask and answer our own questions? probably not... Either way, this also means #garysbeardwatch is over... but we can't help but wonder and almost believe it's somehow our fault... or was it?

Were we not encouraging enough for him?! Did we not highlight the VaynerMedia hirsute (we did: VaynerMedia - Now Is The Time To (Grow Beards))? Did we not talk up Gary's facial fuzzness enough (we did: BREAKING NEWS: Gary IS growing a beard)? I guess, what we DIDN'T do is grab the last known photo of said playoff beard before Gary went to Indy (below) and post a #garysbeardwatch update... perhaps breaking the chain of Karma we were holding onto together...

Regardless of the truth, or even the reality... we will forever remember this as one of the more noble attempts at growth (it left us nearly as fast as it came to be), and as such these things tend to end in tragedy... even still, when people mourn some grow beards...

Gary you lost a Superbowl chance... we lost a beardo friend... let's commiserate together and grow another beard! What do you say!? or we can sulk together until the FireFly Sweet Tea Vodka runs out at #beardball...

RIP GaryVee Playoff Beard Dec 28, 2009 -- Jan 28, 2010 (we rounded up)

Grow One (A Mustache That Is)

Republic Tequila, a 100% blue agave, certified organic tequila previously only available in Texas, is now making its debut in Colorado (Denver, Fort Collins, and Boulder).  Big deal, right?  Well, if you are not a resident of either state the company is offering a chance to enter the Republic Tequila’s “Grow One for the Republic” mustache contest and have a chance to win a trip for two to any destination in Texas. 

Tom Nall, CEO and Founder of Republic Tequila stated, “Tequila and mustaches have long been a part of Texas history. Think about it, all the good cowboys have a mustache, and they all drink tequila. It only makes sense to celebrate these things together.”

So start growing one to get the opportunity to drink more! Personally, we couldn't think of a better reason.  Entries are due by February 26, 2010.   

Jon Hamm - WTF Have You Done!

It is with a heavy heart and full beard, that B-A-B must report that Jon Hamm's beard died tragically this morning (and not over breakfast with January Jones), but rather alone... scared... and probably over a bathroom sink in some rich penthouse suite next to a few lines of cocaine (*speculation).  The iconic beard - which was loved by all (particularly us) had a short life, but was the beaming topic of discussion amongst all who admired (or despised) it's hairy statement. 

In honor of our fallen bearded brother, please take a moment to hug a beardo today - they're hurting.  It's ok... just let it out. 

R.I.P. Jon Hamm’s Beard, 2009–2010

Sunny in Seattle

Like many nationwide beard events, Seattle is holding The Beard & Stache Fest that kicks off this Sunday, January 31st.  It is a month-long celebration of facial fuzz until February 28th in which bearded gents attempt to raise money for foster children. 

What intrigued B-A-B the most was that spokesperson Amy Faulkner stated that ladies get in on the act by making their own beards out of different materials including gummy bears and felt.  We're not sure if that means they sport those concoctions for one month or not.  That said, it is reported (but we're requesting #PROOF) that one local woman even sports an authentic beard.

Pictures, Seattle!  We need pictures! #PROVEIT

LA Beardo - Bring It, Baby

So the rumors are true - I am heading to the land of plastic to see if a certain something is real... and I am not talking about boobs (we already know, LA... sadly, we already know).  No, the point of my LA trip is to scout West Coast beardos and challenge them to defend their scruffy constituency.  Are you important enough to be blogged about? Are you strong enough to go head-to-head against my beloved NYC? 

Los Angeles - this is your official invite to show me your best and shut me up because as far as I am concerned, the bearded assassins of cool still walk MY streets: Venture down to the East Village, the Lower East Side, Bushwick, Greenpoint or Williamsburg and you will find a pageant of bearded bohemians, handlebar mustaches worth a ride, and mutton chops that would make you hungry.  And guess what?  They think of themselves as being cooler than most of America (and you know - most are). LA is just a West Coast town suffering from mass facial hair erosion, too many collagen injections for your American-Apparel-wannbe-model girlfriends, and a largely over hyped rock-music scene.  

My Plan
To make sure I capture the "in" crowd and non-tourist traps of LA, a certain writer  (who will prob ditch me after reading this post) has volunteered to show me around your city to blog the facial hair essence of LA - the unpretentiousness and off the radar parts. I plan to take a ton of photos, record your stories, and above all - have Los Angeles #PROVEIT 

NYC vs. LA
After I get home to NYC, I will upload the photos of Los Angeles AFTER the 2010 Beard Ball happening on Thursday, February 4th.  I will use the photos from The Beard Ball to compare/contrast from those in LA.  And soon after... drum rolll.... "The Best Beard of the Coasts" will be announced (*per usual we will accept 'stache entries as well - no worries).  Most likely, we will have those on Twitter vote to help determine a winner using a specific hashtag - soon to be announced - but rest assured B-A-B will also be weighing in.
 
Hope Above Hope
In truth, I am teasing throughout most of this post (5%). LA isn't Brooklyn (thank GOD), but that doesn't mean you prob don't have a few dirty hipster beardos worth my time or SOMEONE of hairy interest.  As such, I am heading to your city to witness beards with an open and optimistic attitude - in what I pray will be many more trips to numerous other cities and towns to document the growth of hundreds and record the DIY facial creativity of a select few.  I want to find your rad bars sporting ratty booths, a jukebox, pool tables, darts, and a fantastical array of male fashionistas to actors (aka: waiters)... all willing to show off their bearded glory.   

Are you ready Los Angeles?  I am coming to scout you. 

 

A Reason To Visit Frankfort, Kentucky

Mustache vending machine:

Thanks to Pop Candy for giving us a reason to visit Kentucky.  That said, I am a bit confused as to the large "beauty" mark on the kid's face above.  For my 75 cents - I better get one out of the cool 130 combinations of 'staches. 

Sunday Morning Cartoons

We like traditions at B-a-B, and good thing there is a TON of great animation out there, so we're able to continue last week's trend... besides, don't say you don't like nor appreciate it. Beards, presented in cartoon form and on a day off; three of the best things in the world combined into one hairy, weekly post. Sit back, bask in the fact that it's just Sunday morning, grab some coffee and enjoy! 

The first is a cute (and informative) teaser of toxicjOEcartoons 's The Adventure Beardcomb! Says it should've been available this past summer and yet we can't find a trace of it... sad, and we do feel teased.

We particularly like the second video (via fayheady), not just because of its lovely elevator type, uber peppy chorale music in the background, but mainly because of the beard that fights back against those that wish it to be shaved... right on hairy brother; needy significant others take notice. 

The last one found us by way of, Beardo creator himself, Martin Fletcher and it's on the longer side (over 20 mins) because it's a full episode of Dexter's Lab, titled A Beard To Be Feared. Brilliant indeed, thanks for passing it along. 

Well that'd be all folks, hope you enjoy the rest of your Sunday and what remains of the much needed recovery from the weekend's escapades. Chin up y'all!

 



Beards That Sparkle

Robert Pattinson - I have never been a fan.  I don't think you're insanely attractive.  I loathe 'vampire' movies that don't rock sex, blood, warfare... and something crucial called - FANGS.  That said, you're making up some points with BAB with your newly grown facial hair. 

E! Online notes that his beard "makes him look like a bum" - but we disagree.  It makes him look ruggedly sexy.  I'd even let him bite my neck if he keeps growing his scruff... well... maybe.

And now....
 

Bands of the 2010 Beard Ball

It has been said that behind every great song there is a strong beard (or perhaps that's what Max from Quiet Loudly stated in our interview that made us hug him).  Recently, the staff at Build-A-Beard had the opportunity to sit down with three incredible bearded bands who have graciously donated their artistic time and effort to playing The 2010 Beard Ball for free - in hopes to raise awareness and funds for RightRides.  As a reminder, you can purchase tickets ahead of time (which is highly recommended) as these bands rule & the event itself is surely going to sell out (our Facebook event RSVPs do not lie). 

9:00 p.m. Transatlantic FM.  

BAB: Transatlantic FM, when did your band start?  Did everyone have a beard at this time? If not, what made you start growing one?

TFM's Matthew Sapp: This band started last March when I moved up to Brooklyn from Athens, GA.  I had been friends with my band mate, Blake, for years and he and I had discussed starting another project together.   After months of hard work, blood, sweat, tears, and PBR; we finally decided on a name. Then we learned how to play our instruments (more or less), tossed together a few songs and put a couple of them up on the Information Superhighway.  

BAB: We like your beard, Matt.

Sapp: Confession - I
 am the only bearded band member.  Blake couldn't grow facial hair to save his life but, in his heart, he has a beard that would put ZZ Top to shame.  Our drummer, Mark, was letting his scruff grow, but emergency foot surgery has sideline him from the show.  As such, our multi-talented friend, Sean Hutcheon, will be filling in on percussion (in addition to providing his services as a photographer) for the Beard Ball.  I have a feeling that he will be sporting an impressive display of facial foliage by February 4th.

BAB: As the only proud beaded member, did your prepubescent band mate give you grief (prob out of jealousy) for growing one?

Sapp: I have worn a beard seasonally for the past couple of years and my band mates have always been very supportive of my bearded lifestyle choice.  They have even marched with me in the National Facial Hair and Biscuit Enthusiast Day Parade in Kooskia, Idaho last Spring. You know, it really brings a tear to your eye when you see a vast expanse of bearded and non-bearded people marching down Myrtle Avenue, holding hands and chanting: "We're here. We're hairy. Get used to it!"

BAB: Will you ever shave?   

Sapp: Of course - but probably not my face. 

BAB: Favorite bearded musician and/or hero? 

Sam Elliott in Roadhouse. Hands down.  No contest.  

 
10:00 p.m. Quiet Loudly (Sal Garro- drums, back-up vocals and Max Goransson- guitar, vocals)

BAB: Was it a band-decision to all sport beards?  Did anyone resist the idea initially?

Sal: Our beards were definitely not the result of any conscious decision within the band-- It just kind of happened.  I think our faces just feel naked without them.
Max: It wasn't a band decision so much as something we just knew we had to do without ever even talking about it.  Really, it was as obvious as picking up our instruments at band practice.  You come to play with a beard or you just don't come at all.  I mean, it's one of the elements that magically intertwines us.

BAB: What does your band's beard say about you? 

Sal: They say: 'We have beards.'
Max: They say: "We're here to work, Goddamn it.  And to get down."

BAB: Favorite bearded musician and/or hero?

Sal:Most recently, Jason Finn from The Presidents of the United States of America grew out his beard and it is by far one of the most immaculate I've ever witnessed in person.  But in terms of all time beard hero, even though John is by far my favorite Beatle, Paul McCartney's monstrous beard from the rooftop show is downright inspirational.
Max:Gotta go for the "All Things Must Pass" era George Harrison.  To this day, it is still unclear whether the album inspired the beard or vice versa.  But what we've learned is that there are no coincidences. Just beards and tunes.  Behind every great song there is a strong beard (except for in the case of talented women, of course). 
-- BAB: Good answer, Max... good fucking answer. 
  
11:00 p.m. Julius C

BAB: Your beards are pretty amazing. Did everyone have a beard when you started? If not, what made you start growing one?

Jason from JC: I might be mistaken but... I believe, at first we were just a bunch of dudes who really liked facial hair.  We would get together and discuss grooming techniques... the music was an afterthought.  On a serious note, only Mike and John had facial hair when the band started, and without any discussion, it just ended up that we all had beards sometime last year.

BAB: Tell us about your beards...

JC: The beard?  It is a life decision, not a band decision!  Yes, there were a few who resisted... but they are... how shall we put this... no longer with us. 

BAB: What does your band's beard say about you? 

JC: I'm pretty sure our facial hair styling mean something specific to each us. 
Jay's says: "Oh, hey there, don't mind me." 
Jason's says: "I play jazz."
John's says: "Fee Fi Fo Fum."
Mike's says: "I would look way younger without this."

BAB: How do you feel about shaving?  It doesn't look like you guys have touched a razor in years. 

JC: Mike shaved once - for money.  He cried a little on the inside.  Jay goes back and forth with the beard, but we know that the beard makes his face look better... (Don't tell him we said it though).

BAB: Do you have a bearded hero?  Musicians of interest?

JC: Jimi Hendrix/John Lennon... no explanation needed.

Save The Date: 2010 Beard Ball Announced

Hello Beardos!  Build-A-Beard is proud to announce The 2010 Beard Ball to be held on Thursday, February 4th at Matchless in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.   

What is The 2010 Beard Ball?
A place to show off your beards! And of course, B-A-B loves all facial hair follicles, so please note that if you have a mustache, mutton chops, goatee, or any form of DIY artistic facial hair creations - you are welcomed to attend!  In addition, if you are simply an admirer of facial hair - please come and stroke the egos and beards of those in attendance.  

Why should I attend?
Cause it's The Year of the Beard!  Plus it's only $5 to attend with all proceeds of ticket & door sales going to RightRides.    

How do I buy advanced tickets?
YOU CAN BUY ADVANCED TICKETS HERE.  We suggest you buy a head of time - as this event will sell out. 

What is RightRides?
RightRides is celebrating its 5th year anniversary!  The program builds safer communities by ending gender-based harassment and sexual assault.  They work towards this by community organizing and offering direct service, safety education, and advocacy programs.  Read more: HERE.   

What time does The 2010 Beard Ball begin?
The evening kicks off at 8:00 p.m.  

I love alcohol.  Are there any specials that evening?  
Prohibition Distillery is offering a 8:00-9:00 p.m. specialty cocktail (for only $5) where all sales of the drink during that time frame will be going to RightRides.  Firefly Vodka has graciously offered $5 cocktails (until the cases donated run out!) where a percentage of drink proceeds will go to RightRides.  So please be sure to ask about the specialty drinks upon arrival to help raise funds!

Age?
21 +  We are hoping to see a lot of rikers.   

Who are the bearded bands?
9:00 p.m. Transatlantic FM 

10:00 p.m. Quiet Loudly

11:00 p.m. Julius C

I love winning prizes.  Will you have a raffle?
Raffle tickets will be sold throughout the evening for $1. Lots of local companies (and bearded ones) have donated gifts for the night.  Ask about this upon arrival & be sure to check out the raffle table.  

Additional details:

 ** B-A-B would like to send a sincere thank you to Magnetic State for donating time, energy, and artistic awesomeness in creating The 2010 Beard Ball flyer.  Get in touch with Dan.  

Top 5 Beards at the Golden Globes

Before we jump into our round up, we'd like to point out one thing... there were undoubtedly more beards on a red carpet since the heyday of Hollywood or at least since last year's Beard and Mustache Championships... to us last night's awards event serves as just another example of the "Year of the Beard," we hate to tell i told you so... but we did, you know it.

The credit goes to Pop Candy and USA Today for making the first round up (their top 10 can be found here), for tackling this important ranking and helping us with the perspective on last night's facial fuzziness -- which Whitney Matheson called "last night's must-have accessory" -- and also to thefrisky.com for last year's round up (which can be found here).

Now that the accreditation formalities are out of the way, below are the winners and our top 5 (with a tie for 5th)... enjoy, and know that we know beards, so why argue...?

  1. William Hurt -- Best All Around
  2. Jon Hamm -- Best New Beard
  3. George Clooney -- Best Salt & Pepper
  4. Vincent Kartheiser -- Best Two-Tone
  5. Jeff Bridges/Robert Downey Jr -- Best Goatee(s)

1. This magnificent facial mane was surely used as a distraction from crap on his shoulder... success!

2. If you will it, they will come with an awesome beard... YES!

3. It's George... with a beard... what's not to love... it's GEORGE!

4. Well, whatever this is, we think we like it... probably have to, Mad Men and all...

T5. We just love both of you dudes... and unlike beards, goatees rule only as much as those they are attached to.

Watch out Nike - It's Time To Fear The Beard

Jacob Pullen - Build-A-Beard is watching you...  

Kansas State basketball's winning streak (14-2) can be attributed to the scruff of number '0' - Jacob Pullen. Since the fall, this all-star junior guard has been growing his beard - openly stating he trims it along the way - and it's caught the attention of competitors and fans alike.

In years past, a player's success could have easily been attributed to the footwear (quite impressively, Pullen averages 19.8 points a game to pace the No. 13/12 Wildcats to their highest ranking in more than 30 years), but now is the year of the beard.  And not just any beard - Pullen bravely (and proudly) sports the Abe Lincoln-type facial creativity prompting fans to grow their own.  In fact, most Kansas State fans are now beardos!  

It has also been reported that the facial-hair challenged opt for Abe costume beards to show support during games while hundreds hold signs with beard cut-outs to frame their face.  

In a recent interview, Jacob stated:

"Before games I'll walk out there to shoot around and the first 10 fans in the front row will have the 'Fear the Beard' shirts on — that just relaxes me a lot, allows me to loosen up when I see that kind of fan support."

Rock on, Jacob!  We will be sure to follow you more closely as the season progresses, but we're huge fans of your follicles.  
 

Sunday Morning Cartoons

Good morning all, happy Sunday! You know what that means: cartoons, laziness and good ol bearded fun while dreading the week ahead... Here are a few clips to help you rise and shine and finish the weekend strong... You're welcome.

One Hero To Rule Them All...

I can't speak on behalf all of B-A-B community (or staff), but I've personally never been much of a comic book or super hero kind of beardo. However, I did always try to understand those around me that were/are completely obsessed with the trade, because real people are more fascinating.

That said, in comes Martin Fletcher (a fan on Facebook) and blows that whole perspective out of the water. B-a-B community, please meet Beardo, the bearded super hero (followed by several shots of the creator himself, with a fine style and chin mane of his own). Mr. Fletcher (can we call you Mr.?) what you did here is good, nay, great. Let this be a call to action for you to develop this character, and we'll post your strip on B-a-B... our door is always open for such talent and facial fuzz goodness. Think about it, and say yes.







Now, I will reiterate, i am by no means an expert, and yet Mr. Fletcher's initiative induced an interest within me to answer the burning question which superheroes have beards or other facial hair... I am not going to attempt to claim that i fully answered this question (you can see much more involved folks discussing it here, and here), but below are my top 3... I encourage a civil discussion.

Aquaman


Tony Stark / Iron Man


Thunder Strike


Don't Judge A Man (Negatively) By His Beard

Pogonophobia (n): Fear of beards

I am saddened to report that beard profiling - just like racial - is alive and well in the world.  Not that this should come as any surpise with numerous haters of beards out there, but it is rather shocking that some are beginning to associate 'beards' with 'evil.'  In addition, it's one thing to have a phobia... but it's quite the other to discriminate against the scruff. 

Here are some highlights taken from The Guardian article above (which you should read in full):

Reporter's admission:

My pogonophobia possibly stems from my own inability to grow one – it is well nigh impossible to tell if I have not shaved for three weeks or three months – but, at least in the case of Islam, beards and bigotry do often seem to go together.

Further down in article:

I don't want to tar all beardies with the extremist tag, but among Muslims possession of a big beard does seem a prerequisite to being able to rant and rave against the evil heathens of the west.

I just took one look at his beard, feared the worst and did a fast one.

Hair is hair... is it not?  This type of facial hair profiling... which we danced around in December when we mentioned Bank of America's odd beard policy (i.e. you cannot grow one) seems to be a bit outdated for 2010.  What's that song - free your mind, and the rest will follow?  (Yes, I just referenced En Vogue). 

Help this kid not fear the beard:

Finally, a reason to watch the Golden Globes!

Jon Hamm has grown a beard!

All bearded Mad Men fans rejoice, finally the star of a show where they seem to only allow one beard per season (hippie friend of Don's brunette lover in season one and Paul Kinsey starting in season two on), discounting the Bertram Cooper Van Dyck of course... Maybe Don Draper will follow Kinsey's lead on the show... that would be awesome.

That being said, The Huffington Post is stirring the pot by posting the photo below, in lieu of Paul's forthcoming Golden Globes appearance on Sunday (where he is nominated), accompanied by a "love it or leave it" poll.. we of course voted to love it. You should go help out, last we checked the sentiment was negative (27.09% love it vs. 48.88%, with 24.02% hoping he will shave by Sunday)... beardos unite!

Personally I don't think I've ever watched the Golden Globes (I do tend to exaggerate though), but now I think I'll have to... Will he? Won't he? We are on the edge of our seat... you?

The Best of #CES

With the 2010 Consumer Electronics Show now days behind me, numerous publications and bloggers have been giving their two cents about the successes and failures from the floor... whether rolling their eyes over the saturated TV market news or jumping for joy over killer apps.  That's fine to report, but Build-A-Beard's recap is ignoring all electronic device announcements - and simply showcasing the absolute best of #CES.   

And where did we find the best of the best?  Amongst a sea of cynical (and sometimes drooling) tech dorks (sorry, guys/gals - but let's be real - we're geeks), manufacturers, horrible convention center 'food', insanely overpriced Starbucks... we stumbled upon someone who caught our eye immediately at the Boxee party. 

It wasn't so much that he was sporting 'the best' beard of the night... but God Damn... it certainly was the best overall look.  Allow me the pleasure to introduce - Rob Spectre.

His hair is held up by 3 cans of Aqua Net, 2 glue sticks, and one pack of Bubblicious.  His goatee is soft & friendly.*Unconfirmed

When a person has the power to capture your attention amongst the most major tech developments - to make you remove your 3D glasses to take another glance at him just to make sure he's real - well, that type of man deserves the recognition of B-A-B. 

Congrats, Rob.  You're B-A-B's Best of CES!