New York Beard and Moustache Competition

NYC BMC FTW

Just like after a wedding (or an engagement... read on), the party that was the NYC Beard and Moustache Competition has left me with the inevitable feeling of "well, now what?!"  The copious amount of planning that went into it, the tons of anticipation this brought on, so many nerves and butterflies filling many a stomach, the myriad of press and out-of-towners with millions upon millions of hairs filling chins and lips and descending to my hometown of Brooklyn... sadly, it's all over now... so, what do we do?!

   

Sob stories aside, I'm glad that my wife (and future son) gave me the opportunity to attend this monumental event... which is my long winded way of saying that I am still an expectant father and didn't get "THE Call" on Saturday, and was able to cover and partake in the festivities.

Myk O'Connor's rallying call prior to the event (as reported here) rang truer and truer as each category was moving through judging... fake beards out of the way, onto goatees, straight into freestyle, recession beards and finally... the piece de resistance, the full natural category... Myk ran the show like a smooth yet hairy operator of sorts, taking shots and quoting bearded literature sages (achem) while boosting the matchups and giving the IFC "Whisker Wars" people plenty of competitive fodder for their storylines.

  

That said, the one storyline that we took away from the event was the expertise that Build-a-Beard has bestowed on us, and the insane amount of information we eagerly retained through our hairy tribulations over the last few years... I, like Riss, am now an expert on beards... insanity.

To exemplify this, just look at the winners and our predictions:

  • Full Beard --
    • Prediction: Jack Passion (unless Mark Krayenhoff enters and brings the Brooklyn thunder)
    • Result: Jack Passion wins, shocker (Mark enters Freestyle, gets bronze), Aarne Bielefeldt garners 2nd place for his gnomish effort.
  • Moustache --
    • Prediction: Ben Davidson (unless he hasn't been working out his arm strength and loses in the run-off arm wrestling)
    • Result: Ben got 2nd place (should've exercised more...), a Ned Flanders lookalike steals the stache gold.
  • Goatee --
    • Prediction: Steve Cline (since Paul Beisser is sure to have severe jet-lag)
    • Result: Steve Cline takes the local gold as expected (surprisingly, Paul went the "ZZ Top" Route).
  • Freestyle --
    • Prediction: A German Pretzel
    • Result: No Germans in attendance, so a US Born pretzel got the prize (our favorite twisted beard of the night, Jon Rice, got robbed...).
  • Recession beard --
    • Prediction: Someone from Detroit
    • Result: not sure where that guy was from... but he had a great outfit.
  • Fake beard -- 
    • Prediction: A girl with a bigger bosom than beard
    • Result: her fake beard was so mesmerizing I forgot to look at her bosom...

The highlight of the night for me, other than being treated as said expert by IFC production team (and even by the one and only Thom Beers himself!), was the marriage proposal that Myk surprised his fiance Karolina Gwiazda with, it was adorable... see it for yourself below:

With the cutesy formality out of the way, below are the videos of all the winners being announced... it was our pleasure to report on this for you all, both here and live on twitter/facebook... so just know, the source of all your up-to-the-minute hairy news is right here, www.Build-A-Beard.com... Major thanks to all those that showed B-a-B love at the event (and for those that didn't, surely you'll change your mind sooner than later)... to quote an IFC exec: Thank you Big Apple, you've been delicious.

P.S. You can find our entire collection of photos from NYCBMC in our Hairy Pics tab, or just click here (you lazy ass).

Brooklyn, Start Your Beards... NYBMC is here (there)!

REJOICE OH PEOPLE OF NEW YORK (aka OUR people)!!!

The New York City Beard and Moustache Competition (hosted by our good friends at The Gotham City Beard Alliance), a charity event (with proceeds going to The Feal Good Foundation www.fealgoodfoundation.com) and the northeast's largest and most important beard and moustache competition is happening TOMORROW!

Visit the Gotham City Beard Alliance site www.gothamcityba.net fill out the Registration form if you plan on competing, the tickets are available for purchase at TicketWeb, so get them now or donate an additional $5 at the door (for a total of $20 to play). Club Europa (98 Meserole Ave, where else, Greenpoint/Brooklyn) will be the location, and the festivities will start promptly at 6pm... don't be late.

What's better, is that the organizer is B-a-B's greatly hairy friend Myk O'Connor, who's rallying call ("This is the year of the Beards, with IFC rolling out a new show called Whisker Wars, America promises to be the dominating force in facial hair!") should energize any and every facial hair wearer (or wannabe) from Brooklyn to Burbank.

The night will be supplemented by the sounds of DJ Corn Mo and The Intergalactic Fighters, with on-site trimmings courtesy of Tomcats Barbershop... AND a giant cut-out of The Rockettes to boot.

Don't miss this, trust me, as you always have (perhaps more so)... your favorite beards and staches will be there, come out or miss out.

Categories (and our predictions):

  • Full Beard -- Jack Passion (unless Mark Krayenhoff enters and brings the Brooklyn thunder)
  • Moustache -- Ben Davidson (unless he hasn't been working out his arm strength and loses in the run-off arm wrestling)
  • Goatee -- Steve Cline (since Paul Beisser is sure to have severe jet-lag)
  • Free style -- A German Pretzel
  • Recession beard -- Someone from Detroit
  • Fake beard -- A girl with a bigger bosom than beard

 

Surely none of this would be possible without sponsors, and Myk as amassed many. The good people at Scenic Presents (www.scenicnyc.com), Beard Team USA (www.beardteamusa.org), Coffee Lab Roasters (www.coffeelabroasters.com), Tomcats Barbershop (www.tomcatsbarbershop.com), and Blue Beards Original (www.bluebeardsoriginal.com) all deserve our thanks and business for helping NYBMC come to fruition. KUDOS to you all!


Hope to see you there,
El Beardo and Riss


P.S. While I am planning on attending this awesome event... truth be told, I may not make it. My wife, let's call her El Beardette, is 9 months pregnant... and we are both anxiously awaiting the arrival of little beardo, whose actual due date is, wouldn't you guess it, Saturday 12/4... If at all possible, I will make an appearance, if not... well we got field reporters covering this from all angles.

Hairly Yours,
Alex "El Beardo" Aizenberg

10Qs with Myk O'Connor, Hairy Sage of Coney Island BMC

When I went to the 3rd Annual Coney Island Beard and Moustache Competition I'm still not sure what i was expecting, but as i noted in my round up and Wrap Up of the event it definitely helped to see some of my friends from The National Beard and Mustache Championships take home the Fez in categories nearest and dearest to our heart (aka NATURAL).

One such awesome person was Myk O'Connor an awesome natural beardo we first met at Magnificent Specimens exhibit by Dave Mead in NYC, and we haven't been able to untangle us from his beard. Myk took home the Natural Beard championship title at Coney Island, and for the 2nd straight year... as such we sat down with this awesome Brooklyn Beardo... whom, truth be told, can give Mark Krayenhoff - The Brooklyn Beard King a run for his money, and title.

Before we dive into the 10Qs, directly below are Myk's invaluable top 3 tips for beardos everywhere... heed his word!

1. Be true to yourself- if it doesn't look good, then don't keep it.  If your hair grows patchy, try a different look.  Don't let anyone, girlfriends/boyfriends, wives/husbands or job sway what you want to do with your face.  It's yours!

2. Take care of it-  Make sure you are setting aside time to groom your beard.  Wear it proudly.  People are already apprehensive about dudes with beards, at least make the first thing they notice look good.  Trim those split ends and DON'T LET ANYONE LIGHT A CIGARETTE FOR YOU!

3. Be patient- a great beard takes time.  Yeah the first few months suck because its super itchy.  Grab a bottle of Jajoba oil and make sure you are getting to the dry skin underneath your beard.  Don't give up...even during summer months. 

1) How long have you been bearding? Are you competitive by nature or does it increase as your beard grows?
My conscience decision to enter the world of competitive facial hair was in Jan of 2009.  I was told about Beard Team USA by a colleague of mine and thought, "hey this is something I could get into."  By nature I am pretty competitive.  With each competition I have been in I have felt the need to win...there is something special about winning a beard competition.  It's not like winning the Super Bowl...more like winning World War 2. 

 
2) What's people's first reaction when they meet or see you? I think mine was, "hey can i take a picture of you"?

I definitely feel all eyes on me when I walk into a bar or the subway.  I've been told I can look a little intimidating... but then I smile and all preconceived notions of badass-ness are lost. I get the usual reaction of "Hey ZZ Top!", which I can't fucking stand...because they aren't the only dudes with beards and their music sucks.  I've had little Hispanic women bless themselves ad hold their rosary because they think I look like Jesus.  First off if Jesus existed, he wasn't a white dude and second of all, my beard is better than his.  He didn't have a boar hair brush.

3) How long have you been growing your beard and what's your process (if any) in up keeping that massive chin mane?

I've had some form of facial hair at all times, but this is the first time I have let it grow fully without trimming.  I am working on a little over a year and a half.  One thing I have learned is to definitely take care of it, since it's part of your body.  Make sure to get enough vitamin E and keep away from open flames. 

Shower everyday, rinse out all the pollutants and never brush when wet.  I have 2 brushes that I use, one to detangle and the other (boar hair) to shape.  I apply JaJoba oil for shine, moisture and the skin underneath....do a once over with both brushes and I am good to go.

4) Tell us about taking home the local gold in Coney Island... you're from Brooklyn and so that fez must mean a lot...

The Coney Island Competition is a lot of fun.  Drinking and sideshow freaks go hand in hand...but it's even more fun when you throw a Beard and Moustache Competition into the mix.  This is the 2nd year I have competed and taken home the coveted Best Beard.  It's an honor, because honestly you never know how the competition will go.  Ben Davidson had to arm wrestle in order to win....

5) Our thinking the CIBMC was too heavily slanted on the stache side... what are you feelings about the stache as facial hair, being a devout beardo.

Moustaches can either make you look really good, or really creepy.  I tried a moustache once, it wasn't for me.  A lot of people grow one for the "irony"..whatever the fuck that means.  Some dudes look bad ass with a moustache, others look goofy.  It all depends on your attitude and your personality.  If your an asshole, the moustache makes you look like a even bigger asshole.

6) How does such an uber local event compare to your experience at National's?

Local events are always hit or miss with me.  Sometimes the judging is a little bizarre.  If the audience is the judge then the criteria may be "longest" beard...instead of the "best looking".  Size doesn't matter, it's girth...right ladies???

But I also find the local events have a charm about them, where we are all packed into one space, meeting new people and making real connections.

7) How'd you like Bend? could it ever replace Brooklyn for you?

Bend is fucking gorgeous.  I love Oregon period.  Honestly I am not really cut out for big city life.  I wanna live in the outskirts of a small town surrounded by mountains or the ocean.  Bend also has a shit load of breweries...and I love beer.  Who knows...maybe one day.

8) You've competed in the World's as well, what's it like? How can you face (THE) Jack Passion, or even share a stage with him (when he's not MCing that is)?

The World Competition of 2009 was my first introduction to facial hair competitions.  I didn't know what the fuck was going on...except that I was having the time of my life.  After meeting those dudes for a week, we all made lasting relationships.

Now competing against Jack...we haven't had that opportunity yet.  But I've told him many times that I have the ability to take him down.  I know a lot of dudes want to, but I have the stamina and my beard grows really fast. 


Myk, Burke and Jack at National's9) What'd you think of Dave Mead's exhibit and launch party? I believe that is where we first met... and what was the deal with your 'brother'?
Ha!  Honestly, I was drunk before we even arrived.  I was doing interviews with a documentary crew ad they followed me around all day and I just kept drinking...by the time we arrived I was all emotional because I saw all my friends pictures hanging up all over Chelsea Market and was just in awe.  The pictures tell one side of the story...but no one will ever know all the great times we've all had together. 

My "brother" Kris Payne is truly my brother in a lot of ways.  When I met Jack and Burke in Alaska they told me I reminded them of him and that we would get along well.  During our parade in downtown Anchorage this dude comes up behind me and says..."You must be Myk."...and I said "You must be Kris." and right then we became long lost brothers.  From loving BBQ, beer, hardcore and shit talking, we get along like no other.

10) You've now been immortalized in art from Annie Hunter (of www.octodream.com)... it's very zombie-esque... does your beard crave brains?
My beard craves the beards of lesser men, both alive and dead.  It's like highlander...damn that sounds familiar...I hope Jack didn't already say something like that....fuck it, my beard will rip the pouch off a kangaroo if given the chance...that's better.  


Annie is so talented and I am very honored to have her immortalize me in that manner. 

Any parting words? loose hairs, split ends worth of sage advice you want to bestow onto our hairy readers?

If you come out to a local beard event, get ready to party.  I am putting together the NY Beard and Moustache Competition in the next few months to benefit The Feal Good Foundation....details to come soon!

Don't vote for a president until they have a beard.